THE CLOWN CHAKRA

The Clown Chakra

The clown Scientists have found that all
our problems can be placed under one heading:
Seriousness.

Seriousness is the leading cause of
everything from Cancer to Reincarnation.
Scientists from the Clown Academy have
already discovered a new source of healing.

It is a psychic energy Point located between
the heart chakra and the throat chakra.
It is called The Clown Chakra.

If people are feeling miserable,
if they have financial problems,
if their relationship situation is the pits,
if they are in ill health,
if they have a need to sue people,
if they find fault with their brother,
then obviously, their Clown Chakra is closed.

When this happens,
the scientists have observed under
a high-powered microscope that the cells
of every organ display a sad face,
and when the Clown Chakra is open
and functioning normally,
the cells display a happy face .

The scientists realized that if a person is ill,
it is because his mind has projected guilt onto
the cells of his body and has forced out the love
that is normally found within each cell of the body.

The cells are therefore saying, "I Lack Love," or " ILL "
for short. The scientists also discovered that all disease
is due to the fact that the cells are out of ease or
dis-eased.

When the Clown Chakra is opened and working
(or rather, playing) properly, the psychic mechanism
sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment,
grievances, unhappiness, etc.,
and converts the energy into
tiny red heart-shaped balloons.

The red heart-shaped balloons contain Love and Joy.
These balloons are directed to
the dis-eased cell or situation, and a happy
face appears instantly.

When the Light enters the darkness,
the darkness is gone.

Sometimes these red heart-shaped balloons
are called endorphins, due to the fact
that when anyone experiences them,
the feeling of separation ends.
They experience being back home with
All That Is and hence are no longer an orphan.
This is the well-known
end-orphan (endorphin) effect.

So, if you think someone is attacking you,
Clown Scientists recommend that you visualize
sending that person red heart-shaped balloons
filled with Love and Joy.


Remember to keep your Clown Chakra
open and remember to laugh.